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"LSD causes users to lose weight."

That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

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don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex

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people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

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